Wait, How Did My Digital Girlfriend Become a Sword Immortal? Chapter 581: Finding You Another Wife

Chapter 581: Finding You Another Wife

...

"Your sect's treasure is the Ninefold Spring, does it have an antidote?"

Chen Huaian got straight to the point.

As for whether Wang Dagen would suspect something.

Heh, let him suspect all he wants—he was the senior, Wang Dagen was the junior.

All a junior could do was suspect, did he dare say anything?

Wang Dagen never expected to be asked this kind of question and was so stunned he didn't react for a long moment.

Only when Chen Huaian's gaze turned cold did he hurriedly answer: "Antidote? There isn't one! If there were an antidote, it wouldn't be our sect's treasure... This pill was originally developed by our founding ancestor—the Joyful Immortal. The old master left behind the refining method and achieved immortality, and only later did the Ninefold Spring come into being. If you really want to know about an antidote, you'd have to go find our founding ancestor."

Where was he supposed to find the Joyful Immortal?

Although Heaven's Calculation also said the Ninefold Spring had no antidote, he just couldn't give up and wanted to try.

Seeing this was the case, he could only change his approach.

"Suppose you and a woman both took the Ninefold Spring, and the woman died—how would you alleviate the pain of losing your beloved?"

"Oh, so that's the kind of antidote you're looking for." Wang Dagen slapped his forehead and smiled: "Actually, most so-called love and affection in this world begins with looks and ends with character. Loving someone for a long time gradually becomes a habit, an indispensable part of life, which is why losing a Dao Companion is so painful...

Just taking the Ninefold Spring is equivalent to having just fallen in love not long ago.

At this stage, the relationship between two people is still maintained by looks and physical desire.

So you just need to find a woman who looks similar to the deceased Dao Companion to replace her.

It's best to take the Ninefold Spring again, which can easily dissolve the heartache brought by the previous Dao Companion's death."

"Hiss—!" Chen Huaian thought, wasn't this exactly the same idea he had just conceived?

"So, Ancestor, did you take the Ninefold Spring?" Wang Dagen asked cautiously.

"This venerable one took your uncle! Don't inquire about things you shouldn't." Chen Huaian rolled his eyes.

"Oh..." Wang Dagen shrunk his neck, then added: "The Ninefold Spring I brought to this Dao Inquiry Assembly was meant to be presented to you as a gift."

"Hmm." Chen Huaian gave a hollow laugh.

If his guess was correct, the Ninefold Spring in that medicine box was already gone.

He looked at Wang Dagen with a smile, "This venerable one is very interested in this kind of pill and will remember this favor of yours, so you better protect that Ninefold Spring well. It would be quite awkward if it got lost and couldn't be found."

Wang Dagen's heart tightened at these words.

But then he thought—the Ninefold Spring was in his storage bag.

Who could break the storage bag's restrictions right under his nose and steal something from it?

He wasn't a dead man.

"Senior, rest assured, this treasure will definitely be delivered perfectly into your hands!"

"That's good." Chen Huaian nodded meaningfully.

Then he summoned the Electronic Girlfriend customer service—it was time to solve Zhang Mengchu's problem!

"Heaven's Calculation, find all women in Cangyun Realm who look like Master Yuyao!"

[Calculating heavens...]

Boom—!

The winds changed suddenly throughout Cangyun Realm.

This time, not only did the immortal mountains and precious lands where sects gathered see celestial phenomena, but even the mortal world could see the heavenly anomalies.

A general looked at the thunder filling the sky with fearful heart.

A general looked at the sky filled with thunder and lightning with a fearful heart.

Common people pointed at the sky saying the current emperor was unprincipled, and this was heaven preparing to deliver divine punishment.

Little did they know the heavenly might was sweeping over all women in Cangyun Realm, not sparing even the imperial concubines in the palace or newborn baby girls.

These heavenly anomalies lasted a full half hour.

Finally, that Thunder Eye somewhat wearily retracted.

[Heaven's Calculation complete. This is your first calculation today... FREE!]

[Calculation information as follows:

<1> Name: Liu Cui'e - Pingxi Town, Central Continent - Age 13 - Unmarried - 55% resemblance to Master Yuyao

<2> Name: Wang Wanyin - Chuyun City, Western Continent - Age 3 - Unmarried - 60% resemblance to Master Yuyao in ten years

<3> Name: Luo Chenxi - Dragon Tiger Sword Sect labor disciple - Age 22 - Unmarried - 73% resemblance to Master Yuyao

<4> Name: Rong Yuexin - Great Zhou Dynasty princess consort - Age 15 - Married - 79% resemblance to Master Yuyao

<5> Name: Yu Qiaoqiao - Longping Village, Western Continent - Age 67 - Married (recently buried) - After digging her up from the earth and reviving her with pills to extend lifespan, 77% resemblance to Master Yuyao (requires Youth Preservation Pills for rejuvenation)]

...

They say you can't find two identical leaves in the world.

In this Cangyun Realm that's countless times larger than Earth Star, they could only find five women who somewhat resembled Master Yuyao.

The first four were relatively normal.

But this fifth one...

Wasn't this a bit too outrageous?

Since she's already been buried, let her rest peacefully—digging her up would be rather disrespectful.

And at sixty-seven years old, who knows how many times she's been with her husband.

Master Yuyao has delicate and beautiful features—having seventy percent resemblance would already make someone a famous beauty throughout the countryside.

After marriage, how few times could she have been... attended to?

As long as the husband was functional in that aspect, at least five times per night would be the starting point.

The princess consort definitely wouldn't work—already been attended to.

The three-year-old baby girl definitely wouldn't work either—while insurance and forced cultivation were possible, he couldn't follow Master Yuyao's example of damaging growth through excessive intervention.

This Liu Cui'e and Luo Chenxi both seemed good.

One at 55% and one at 73%—both worth looking at.

He just didn't know if these two already had someone they fancied.

If they did, he, Chen Huaian, wouldn't be the kind of villain to break up a happy couple.

"Su Qinian, you continue presiding over the Dao Inquiry Assembly. If anything important comes up, you can go to the Bamboo Sea in the back mountains to find an old senior surnamed Xiao—just show him my token." Chen Huaian tossed the token to Su Qinian.

With Old Demon Xiao as the ultimate safety net, the Dao Inquiry Assembly couldn't possibly go wrong.

"Ancestor, are you going out?"

"Yes." Chen Huaian looked at Li Qingran: "Qingran, come with your master."

"Yes, Master." Delight appeared on Li Qingran's brows.

Being able to go out to play with her master was naturally something she longed for.

"Li Ziping, keep an eye on Zhang Mengchu. Whatever you do, don't let this guy do anything stupid."

Chen Huaian sighed as he looked at the despondent Zhang Mengchu.

Just wait.

I'll find you a wife right away!

...

Chen Huaian packed simply.

Mainly changing into less flamboyant clothes.

Otherwise, the moment he stood somewhere outside, people would immediately call him an immortal.

That wouldn't do—he needed to be low-key!

This trip wouldn't take long, and he'd be back soon, so no need for too many instructions.

Thus he called Li Qingran over, and once she stood steady, the two stepped onto the Black Scales Sword and flew sword-mounted toward the mortal regions of the Central Continent.

...