Shota's Isekai NTR Adventure Chapter 7 What Kind Of System?

The interface that materialized before my eyes was nearly vacant, displaying only a single item.

It was a simple box containing an envelope positioned directly in the center, marked with a red symbol that resembled a notification icon.

I stared at the display with a bewildered expression, completely unsure of how I was meant to interact with it.

However, I soon discovered that I could trigger the envelope to open with just a fleeting thought.

As the seal broke, a written message manifested in front of me.

"Dear Lin Fan, or perhaps I should call you Zwein, I trust you are enjoying your transition into this new life. I am the Deity of your former world, the planet known as Earth. You were truly among the most unfortunate souls to ever walk my world, so I felt compelled to show mercy and bestow this divine blessing upon you. After all, you are the only individual I have ever witnessed dying from masturbating yourself to death."

Upon reaching that sentence, my jaw dropped in shock, and I found myself re-reading the line several times to be sure.

"I masturbated myself to death?" I repeated, my voice trembling with disbelief.

"What on earth does that even mean?!" I suddenly yelled.

I felt forced to read the following section, which featured a deliberate gap in the text as if to provide a dramatic pause.

"You’re likely wondering how one masturbates themselves to death, right? It is actually quite straightforward. You suffered from a highly unique condition that depleted your vitality every time you reached climax. As long as you abstained from masturbation or sexual intercourse, you would have remained perfectly healthy. This was a disease that even medical professionals failed to detect because it wasn't fatal until your vitality was completely exhausted. That is the reason you masturbated yourself to death."

Three black lines of frustration practically appeared on my face as I absorbed this information…

Yet, that wasn't even the most insulting part of the message…

"As for sexual intercourse… well, there was never a chance for a cherry boy like you (lol)."

This god!

This deity certainly knew how to strike where it hurt the most!

Then again, I couldn't exactly claim to be a cherry boy anymore after the events of last night…

Nevertheless, being mocked in such a manner… it was difficult to suppress my irritation!

Once I managed to compose myself, I resumed reading the letter, only to be caught off guard by the very next sentence.

"Now, now, isn't it thanks to me that you were able to experience your first time? Shouldn't you be showing some gratitude?"

Reading this made me instinctively glance around my surroundings.

Was it possible that the deity was still observing me?

On second thought, this was likely a letter composed in advance, and the text didn't appear to be changing as I read.

As expected of a god, they could even anticipate my exact reactions…

"Regardless, I have sent you to a world of my own creation, modeled after the game you were playing before your demise. This realm will grant you your heart's desires, so I hope you find enjoyment in your life from here on out."

A wave of emotion washed over me as I finished that paragraph.

Even if this god was a bit of a prankster, they were the one who granted me a second chance at life, so I really ought to be thankful.

Addressing the empty air, I whispered, "Thank you."

"To assist you in this new existence, I have gifted you a system to help you navigate this world. It shall activate the moment you conclude this letter."

Excitement surged through me at those words.

I knew it—there had to be a system!

After all, this was a classic transmigration into another world, so receiving a system was practically a requirement!

"I wish you the best of luck in your new life. I hope you have a grand time."

Once more, I couldn't help but say, "Thank you."

The moment I finished the letter, it vanished into thin air, and the screen shifted into a proper system interface.

However, I was stunned by just how basic the layout appeared.

There were only three visible buttons, each labeled with a single word.

They were "Inventory", "Shop", and "Quests".

Naturally, the first thing I checked was the "Quests" tab to see if there were any immediate objectives. To my disappointment, the screen was entirely blank.

Next, I accessed the "Inventory" tab, and as I feared, it was also completely empty.

But when I finally clicked the "Shop" tab, I was shocked to find that… it was empty as well!

What was the meaning of this?

Had I been cheated?

I couldn't resist calling out, "System, are you there?"

A mechanical female voice, sounding remarkably like a smartphone AI assistant from my previous life, responded, "Host, how may I assist you?"

"Why is there nothing inside any of these tabs?"

"Host, the system will unlock various functions based on your progress. Once the host fulfills the necessary requirements to unlock new features, they will be made available."

"..."

That was the only reply I could muster…

It appeared this system was just as unpredictable as the deity who created it… still, it was a system, so it couldn't be all that bad.

After pondering for a moment, I asked, "System, what kind of system are you exactly?"

"Host, this system is the Sex Toy System."

I froze in place upon hearing that.

It took several moments for me to regain my composure before I slowly asked, "I'm sorry… I think I misheard you. What kind of system did you say you were?"

"Host, this system is the Sex Toy System."

"..."

I fell silent again, having no idea how to process such a revelation.

Eventually, I managed to ask, "What are your capabilities?"

The system remained quiet for a full minute before suddenly announcing, "Congratulations to the host for losing their virginity. You will now be granted a special reward."

"Huh?" I was startled by the sudden alert, but since it was a free gift, I wasn't about to complain.

I opened my inventory to inspect the item, but my face immediately contorted when I saw what it was.

"This is…"