All MILFs are Mine Chapter 1: Pilot
*Thunder*
Heavy gusts of wind are howling as thick, obsidian clouds blot out the sun. It looks like the downpour will begin at any moment.
...
"Hey, did you catch a glimpse of my new outfit?"
"I haven't. Which shop did you get it from?"
The shopping mall is teeming with activity, everyone scurrying to finish their business before the storm breaks.
On the 3rd floor, within the women's beauty department...
A young man of about nineteen years—possessing fair skin, black hair, and crimson eyes—sat behind the counter. His face was average, neither strikingly handsome nor particularly plain, and his attention was entirely captured by the porn manga in his hands.
"That's it, tie her up and rail her. Don't give her—No! You absolute moron... why on earth would you confess your love?"
"This is so incredibly dumb," he muttered, his features twisted into a look of pure annoyance.
"Leon, maybe if you could tear your eyes away from that porn manga, you’d actually find a girlfriend in the real world," remarked a blonde woman in her twenties sitting nearby. She offered a small smile while continuing to log data into the computer.
"I'm not interested in girls... I want MILFs. My only desire is to fuck well-endowed women in their thirties and forties," Leon replied, a lecherous grin spreading across his face.
"Do you honestly believe those smutty plots are realistic? Like a friend’s mother would just pounce on you because she’s sexually frustrated with her husband? That is beyond idiotic.
In the real world, things don't work like that. You aren't getting with a MILF unless you're paying a prostitute.
So, clear your head of those fantasies and focus on your tasks," the blonde girl countered with a stern look.
"What tasks? Just look at the news; every shop is shutting down and—"
*Ting*
Both of their smartphones chimed simultaneously with an incoming notification.
"It's a message from the owner. She's telling us to lock up and head home. Is it really supposed to rain for two straight days?" Leon asked, looking puzzled.
"Well... almost every other store is already closed. We just need to hit the lights and we're out of here," the blonde girl noted.
"Got it... I'm heading out then. You handle the locking up, and I'll see you in two days," Leon said, quickly flipping the power switches and bolting out the door.
"That idiot... when is he going to notice how I feel?" the blonde girl sighed, glancing at the discarded porn manga with a melancholy expression.
...
*Click*
The moment Leon exited the mall, he felt the first light droplets of rain beginning to fall.
"I'd better move before the heavens really open up. I forgot to grab an umbrella today," Leon muttered to himself. He picked up his pace, heading toward his apartment.
'The name's Leon. I'm an orphan, a virgin, and I've got a pretty depraved mind. My tastes lean toward MILFs, mothers, and married women.
My singular ambition in life is to sleep with at least one MILF who isn't a professional.
I've bounced through various jobs chasing this dream—I've tried being a chef, an electrician, and a plumber. Now I'm at a beauty supply shop, but I still haven't found any se—' Leon’s internal monologue was abruptly cut short by a massive bolt of lightning striking a nearby structure.
*THUNDER*
"What the hell!?" Leon shouted, his pace turning into a full sprint.
'I have to get inside before this gets dangerous,' Leon thought. He decided to cut through a back alley where a utility pole was precariously leaning. The area had been cordoned off with yellow caution tape to keep people away from the hazard.
Ignoring the warnings, Leon ducked under the tape to save time on his trek from the mall.
"I think I'll have shrimp for dinner toni—"
*THUNDER*
Suddenly, a bolt of lightning slammed into the unstable pole. Since it was already on the verge of collapsing...
"Fuck," Leon whispered, his eyes going wide as he looked up.
*THUD*
The heavy pole crushed Leon instantly, ending his life in a single strike.
...
"Hey, brat... open your eyes." A sharp, commanding voice suddenly echoed in Leon's ears.
*Blink-Blink*
Slowly fluttering his eyes open, Leon saw a man standing before him, draped in nothing but a simple white cloth.
"W-What!? I'm alive? I didn't di—" Leon trailed off as he took in his surroundings, realizing he was standing in a vast, endless void of pure white.
"Where am I?" Leon asked, his voice laced with confusion.
"You're dead, kid," the man in the white cloth stated plainly, looking down at him.
"W-What? But I can see you, and I feel—"
"That's because I'm an angel. I'm here to transition you to your next life because your previous one was cut short prematurely," the angel explained with a neutral expression.
"Are you kidding me? Are you saying you accidentally killed me?" Leon asked, sounding both shocked and bewildered.
"It wasn't my blunder... you were the one who ignored the warnings and took a shortcut you weren't supposed to be in.
Are all humans this brainless? There was yellow tape everywhere, yet you chose that path anyway... Your death is the reason the Gods punished me.
If you had just managed to stay alive for twenty more years, everything would have been fine," the angel grumbled, looking irritated.
"So... does this mean you're going to reincarnate me into a world of magic, like in the mangas?" Leon asked, his excitement beginning to build.
"No, I am transferring your soul into the body of an eighteen-year-old youth who looks identical to you. He just passed away in another world—and yes, that world utilizes magic.
However, if you ever reveal to anyone there that you are from another world, I will personally end your life again.
Is that clear?" the angel asked sternly.
"I-I get it. So... do I get any special skills before I start my new life?" Leon asked tentatively.
"Ugh... I suppose. Fine, but you only get three skills, and you must select them here in my presence," the angel said, waving his hand. A semi-transparent interface manifested before Leon, listing approximately 567 different skills.
"These are categorized by rank. You may choose one skill from the S-Rank to A-Rank tier, one from the B-Rank to D-Rank tier, and one from the E-Rank to F-Rank tier.
Now, hurry up and choose..." the angel commanded, watching Leon with an indifferent gaze.
'He'll likely just grab the highest rank available in each category—S, B, and E—since they're the strongest options. But since humans are often unpredictable and foolish, I can't be certain,' the angel mused internally.
"I've made my choices," Leon announced almost instantly.
"What!? That fast? Did you even bother to read the list or check the descriptions?" the angel asked, looking genuinely surprised.